Yawn. First day back at work in 3 weeks. I wonder how many emails I’ll have to deal with? 300? 73,000,000? Oh awesome, I’ve got around 100 titled “RE: Let Friday Fun Commence”. Looks like a morning on YouTube for me! Hang on, what’s this one? “Your Itinerary – Mr Graham Watts – 29 May”.
Oh.
It appears that I’m going to Norway at 9am tomorrow morning. My legs barely work after all the flying last week and now someone is trying to ensure I get DVT to finish me off. Gits.
Ooh but I have my snazzy silver BMI card now. I wonder if they serve free booze in the airport lounge at 6am? And which lounge is it that I get to use for BMI/SAS flights? Maybe they’d let me skydive into Stavanger? I can practice keeping my mouth shut when I’m falling. Best remember that I won’t have a German parachute operator with me this time though…









