“Graham, your word is ‘cockblocking’.”
“Um… definition?”
“The art of undoing the groundwork another male has achieved with a female of the species, resulting in the male snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.”
“Can you use it in a sentence please?”
“Last night, Guy cockblocked you with such incredible force that one could only stand back in astonishment at his ability and then laugh the following day when karma took her sweet retribution out on him by giving him the worst hangover he’s ever achieved.”
“Wow, that’s a really topical example, thanks. OK Phonics Monkey, start drumming.”









